F*cked Drinking Hat

Let the world know just how hard you intend to party with the F*cked Drinking Hat! This plastic hard hat is a novelty item designed to look like a construction helmet and proudly proclaims the level of drunkenness you and your friends are aiming for. The F*cked Drinking Hat features a drink holder on either side of the helmet for hands-free drinking and half as much running to the bar. A securing clip on the inside of the hat holds the straw tube in place, so all you have to do is place the side straws into your drinks and suck on the central one to get your booze fix!